"The walking date is a good date. You don't have to look right at the person."
    "Hey, it's the next best thing to being alone."
    - Jerry and Elaine, in "The Nap"

"Jerry, look at my eyes."
    "Hmmm... they're a little less beady today."
"Because I'm refreshed! I finally found a way to sleep in my office. Under the desk! I lie on my back, I tuck in the chair. I'm invisible!"
    "Sounds like a real cool fort."
    - George and Jerry, in "The Nap"

"Well, my swimming pool problems are solved. I just found myself miles and miles of open lanes."
    "What is that smell?"
"That's East River."
    "You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked, overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?"
"Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage."
    "How could you swim in that water?"
"I saw a couple other guys out there."
    "Swimming?"
"Well... floating. They weren't moving much, but they were out there."
    - Kramer and Jerry, in "The Nap"

"Jerry! Jerry, I'm trapped under my desk. Steinbrenner's in the room. You gotta help me!"
    "Who is this?"
    - George and Jerry, in "The Nap"

"It'll be years before they find another place to hide more cheese on a pizza."
    - Elaine, in "The Nap"

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    * Torchlight Logo Tee - Defeat the Overseer

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Beat the game on any difficulty to unlock God Hard Mode.

Doug: I told you already, my dentist died six years ago....
Carrie: Just because your dentist dies does not mean you are free from ever going to one again.....

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Deacon: Why don't we watch the game at my house?
Doug: Cause i have real food here, you only have fruit. No way i'm watching the boxing while eating a nectarine!

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Doug: Friends keep you away from TV.

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Carrie: Hasn't anyone said you look like someone?
Doug: Oh, you mean like every famous fat guy in every movie ever?

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Spence: Oh my God! My TiVo thinks I'm gay!

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Arthur Spooner: Why do we have to sit so close to the kitchen? Is it because we're BLACK?

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(Doug and Deacon are locked in a refrigerated truck with penguins)
Doug Heffernan: "Warning: Please retain key as refrigerated trucks are not equipped with interior door handles". Mother of ASS!

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Arthur Spooner: Permission to buy a parrot and name him Douglass.
Arthur Spooner: Permission to buy another parrot and name him Douglass II.

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Doug Heffernan: Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

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Doug Heffernan: There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

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Arthur: Well, time for work. The pretzel store awaits.
Doug: Off to the salt mines, huh?
Arthur: I don't follow.
Doug: It's just an expression. Plus, you work in a pretzel store.
Arthur: (confused look)
Doug: Pretzels have salt...
Arthur: Well, that's 10 seconds of my life I'm never getting back.

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Arthur: You're not throwing out these rubber bands, are you?
Carrie: They're all broken, Dad.
Arthur: So...you tie the ends together and they're just as good as new, Mrs. Rockefeller! (heads downstairs with the rubber bands) Well, there goes my day off! Right out the window!!

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Carrie: You know there's more to do in life than sitting on your ass watching TV.
Doug: Oh yeah, like what?
Carrie: I know, why don't I buy you that walkman so you can tone your abs like you said.
Doug: Oh...that was NEVER gonna happen and you KNOW it.

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Doug: Carrie, you awake?
Carrie: Yea, you?
Doug: Well, I asked you, so, uh, yea.

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Doug: I`m sorry. I'm not embarrassed by you.
Carrie: That's nice coming from a man whose wearing his house as a belt.

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Arthur: You love your parents more than me, admit it!
Doug: Done.

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Arthur: Douglas! Are you alright? I heard someone screamin' like a bitch!

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Carrie: I just realized with you I need to lower my expectations.
Doug: The lower you go, the happier you'll be.

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Doug: I can't believe I opened a 300 dollar bottle of wine.
Danny: I can't believe I bought a rabbit!

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Doug: Okay, a tie that looks exactly like a trout is stupid?!

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Doug: Boy, the Chinese really dropped the ball when it came to the desserts, huh?
Carrie: I know. It's like, what, you can't jam a fortune into a piece of fudge cake?

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Arthur: I don't want cheese out of pity. I want cheese out of love!!

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Doug: Eating is not cheating!

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Arthur: Douglas can you do me a favor and discreatly set the drapes on fire.
Doug: Are things going that bad?
Arthur: Yes. She is diseased and terribly boring!

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Doug: That's offensive. I take my church very seriously.
Arthur: I'm sorry. While you're there, say hi to the Easter bunny for me will ya?

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Woman: What kind of cake is this?
Arthur: It is called fast cake. It tastes better the faster you eat it.

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Arthur: I've got news for you, sweetheart. Tonight was the first night I felt alive since you dragged me into this house. But you couldn't stand to see it, could you? No, you had to hobble me like that fat broad in Misery!

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Doug: How beautiful was that. I hand the girl a strategically folded coupon hiding the expiration date...she hands me a supersize popcorn.
Carrie: Yeah, way to go. You outsmarted a 13-year-old girl with an eyepatch.

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Arthur: But i am basement Artie, i certainly would'nt want to lose that moniker.

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Carrie: It's not bad! It's being thrifty.
Doug: No, it's being shoplifty.

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Doug: Life is a big trip and we all have to stop for gas sometimes.

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Arthur: (to Doug) What's troubling you, son? You never looked heavier.

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Doug: We're the Heffernans...we've got Heffervescence

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Doug: Loafers AND a musical? You're really gayin' me up!

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Doug: Happy mozzarella trails? Note slut.

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Spence: Oh my God!! Tivo thinks im gay!

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Carrie: Excuse me? I'm not gonna throw food at my father.
Doug: What about that chicken leg last week?
Carrie: He threw peas at me first!!

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Doug: You obviously don't understand what's going on here. I'm talking high def...High def.
Carrie: Ohhh, yeah...that means nothing to me.

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Arthur: Ah, you don't know your ass from your elbow

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Doug: My God. How much of that tanning stuff are you using?!
Carrie: None.
Doug: None?! You look like Seal!

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Arthur: In my book, the losers are the real winners.
Doug: Then what are the winners?
Arthur: They're still winners. You can't take that away from them Douglas. After all, they did win.

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Arthur: See, you simply put the Arthur Head screwdriver into the corresponding "A" hole of the screw.

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Doug: By the way, don't bother bringing him (Kirby) by the house this year.
Deacon: Why not?
Doug: Stupid Arthur smashed the pumpkin all over our backyard. Huge mess. Plus the neighorhood cats are taking their sweet ass time licking it up.

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Doug: (walking in as Arthur is walking up) Hey Arthur, what did you do today?
Arthur: Oh, I had a busy day: Long story short, the shag carpet's all the same length...

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Doug: Why don't you let Mr. Hofferman play guitar for you. I'm sure it sounds even fruitier underwater.
Carrie: Yeah? Well the fruitiest thing I've seen underwater is you my friend!

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Doug: So what movie are we seeing, anyway?
Carrie: Casablanca.
Doug: Ugh. A black and white movie.
Carrie: It's a great movie. Dad, back me up here.
Arthur: Casablanca? Never saw it.
Carrie: You must have. Humphrey Bogart owns a cafe, Ingrid Bergman...
Arthur: Don't ruin it for me!

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Doug: Some guy from the senior center called and wants you to take over for the weekend
Arthur: I can't...Or can I? The will is their but do I have the stamina? You know what...I'LL DO IT!
Doug: Couldn't Care less

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Doug: Yeah now I have to watch my parents for the weekend without Carrie.
Deacon: Just suck it up damn, I mean they took care of you for what 18 years?
Doug: Actually 27

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Stephanie: It's normal to feel weird without a job, I mean you've been working steady since you were what 16?
Doug: 29

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Arthur: So, the fact that I'm bored to tears means nothing to you?
Holly: Arthur, we invited you to play Trouble with us!
Arthur: Your explanation of the rules was incomprehensible!!!

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Arthur: If you ever need to get ahold of me just call 555-LOGS!!
Doug: I guess 555-NUTBAG was already taken!

"Mmm... I love this artificial flavoring. I like it better than butter. I think it's more consistent."
    - Jerry, eating popcorn, in "The Stall"

"Who does she think she is? How dare she! You want me to get the manager? Too bad they don't have those old ladies walking around with the flashlights anymore... flush her out."
    - Jerry, reacting to Jane's bad experience in the bathroom, in "The Stall"

"Elaine, he's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo!"
    - Jerry, on Tony, in "The Stall"

"George is like a schoolgirl around him."
    - Jerry, in "The Stall"

"I am down. I am totally down. Mark me down."
    - George, trying to be cool with Tony, in "The Stall"

"Kramer, my man, what are you doing manana?"
    "Manana? I'm doing nada."
    - Tony and Kramer, in "The Stall"

"It's a different world when you're with a cool guy."
    - George, in "The Stall"

"I think that you're in love with him."
    "What? That's ridiculous!"
"No, I don't think so... You love him."
    "You better be careful on those rocks tomorrow, buddy. And you're not getting any sandwiches either!"
    - Kramer and George, in "The Stall"

"Step off, George. I don't want to see you."
    "Me? Step off?"
    - Tony and George, in "The Stall"

"Ah, you're crazy."
    "Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!"
"It's impossible!"
    "Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?!"
"It can't be."
    "Can it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?"
"Alright, that's enough."
    - Jerry and Kramer, in "The Stall"