*   Kyle: (reading Ike's letter)  "Dear Mommy and Daddy. I am running away. I am sorry, but I can no longer handle the monotony of middle-class life. Everyone at school is a f***ing idiot, and if one more person talked to me about that Susan Boyle performance of Les Miserables, I was going to puke my balls out through my mouth. I love you all, but I have to move on. I'm going to Somalia to be... to be a pirate."? Oh, sh*t!

    * Cartman:We drink and we pillage and we do what we please,
      We get all that we want for free
      Cartman/Butters:We'll kick your ass and rape your lass
      Somalian pirates we!
      Cartman/Butters: With a yo ho ho!
      Somalian Pirates: Yo ho ho.
      Cartman: And with a ye he he!
      Somalian Pirates: Ye he he!
      Cartman: We take to the African sea!
      We'll brave the squalls and bust your balls,
      Somalian pirates we!
      Somalian Pirate: Somalian pirates we.
      All: Wee left our homes and we left our mudders to go on a pillaging spree,
      We'll cut off your ears and break your toes and make you drink our pee.
      And if you sail into our waters, you best hear this decree!
      We'll take your boat and set your ass afloat.
      Somalian Pirate: Somalian pirates we.
      Cartman: Nice!
      Cartman: With a yo ho ho!
      All: Yo ho ho!
      Cartman: And a tricky la tee do!
      All: Tricky la tee do!
      We'll shoot you in the face with glee
      We'll cut off your c*ck and feed it to a crock
      Ike: Somalian pirates we.
      All: Somalian Pirates We!
      CartmanSomalian Pirates We.

    * Cartman: (Reoccurring quote) Da f*ck?!