Funny quotes from American Dad !

Roger: By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God!

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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control.
Stan: You know what I have to say to that? (Pause) Ah, I thought I was gonna fart.

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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house?
Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because she wants to have dinner with Steve.
Steve: Hilary, could you pass the salt?
Stan: (Holding gun to her head) Pass him the salt.