Funny quotes from Futurama !

LEELA: I know you like cooking shows, but you're a robot. You don't even have a sense of taste!
BENDER: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.

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FRY: What if I don't want to be a delivery boy?
LEELA: Then you'll be fired...
FRY: Fine!
LEELA: ... Out of a cannon, into the sun.

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ZAPP BRANNIGAN: You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.

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PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Now that you're our new employees, I'd like you to have a look at our commercial. I paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl.
FRY: Wow!
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Of course, not on the same channel.

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LEELA: We're going to deliver this crate like professionals.
FRY: Aww, can't we just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it?
BENDER: Too much work! I say we burn it, then say we dumped it in the sewer!

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ZAPP BRANNIGAN: If it is alien, we must destroy it!
KIF: Um, sir...
ZAPP BRANNIGAN: Right. Nobody destroy Kif.

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FRY: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt!