South Park - Make Love, Not Warcraft Quotes

Some great quotes from the recent " Make Love, Not Warcraft " episode of South Park!

#  Cartman: All right, you guys, the moment of truth is here and it's time for our final battle. Everyone log in.
Stan: I'm in.
Kyle: Me too.
Kenny: Me three.

# Cartman: Okay, hit him with pyroblast, Kyle.
Kyle: Casting... there's an 8-second cast time.
Cartman: Aren't you spec'd to reduce cast time?
Kyle: No, ah, I'm an arcane fire mage.
Cartman: ...Christ.

# Member 3: Sir, you'd better have a look at this! Four of our subscribers... They've gone up fifty levels in three weeks.
President: My God... they must have no lives at all.

# Kenny: (mumbles) I think Kyle has fake titties, hahaaha.
Cartman: Heheh, totally, heheh.

# Cartman: Okay, I'm back.
Stan: Dude! We've been waiting forever!
Cartman: Well I'm sorry! I had to take a dump!
Kyle: If you didn't eat so much, you wouldn't have diarrhea all the time, fatass!
Cartman: Hey! I don't have to take any lip from a freaking girl!
Kenny: (Muffled) I think Kyle has fake titties, (Laughs)
Cartman: (Laughs) Totally.

# (After the Nerd's character kills Kenny's character)
Stan: Oh my God! He killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastard!
(Nerd's character kills Kyle's & Stan's character)

# (About to kill the nerd's character)
Cartman: Looks like you're about to get pwned.
(Cartman's character kills the nerd's character)

# Cartman: You can't just give up on the world…of warcraft.

# Cartman: (playing World of Warcraft) Alright Clyde, hit him with your crossbow! (Clyde's character isn't doing anything) Hit him now, Clyde! (Clyde's character is still doing nothing) Clyde? Clyde! Clyde! (Clyde is looking at a Playboy magazine) Come on you asshole! Goddamn it! We lost Clyde!

# Tweek: (While playing World of Warcraft) AAAHHHH! I'm burning! Oh, Jesus, I'm burning!!!

# Kyle: Dude, boars are only worth 2 experience points a piece. Do you know how many we'd have to kill to get up 30 levels?
Cartman: Yes. (pulls out piece of paper) 65,340,285.

# Randy: (on the phone) Nelson! Nelson I need to come over and use your computer! … No, I need to play World of Warcraft! Nelson?!

# Warcraft Exec #1: Fellow board members, we have a problem. Somebody in the World of Warcraft is ignoring the world's rules and is going around killing innocent players.
Warcraft President: Why kill innocent players? The game is about finishing quests.
Warcraft Exec #2: We got to delete him from the server!
Warcraft Exec #1: We can't. Whoever this player is has played Warcraft so much, that he has reached a level we thought unreachable. He's actually able to kill our admins! And he grows stronger every day!
Warcraft Exec #3: Jesus!
Jim: I've got to get home; my kids are playing World of Warcraft right now!
Warcraft Exec #1: Jim, Your kid's characters are already dead.
Jim: No, no. They just started playing!
(Jim starts crying)
Warcraft Exec #2: What kind of person would do this?
Warcraft Exec #1: Only one kind, whoever this person is, he has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half! Gentlemen, we are dealing with someone here who has absolutely no life.
Warcraft Exec #3: How can you kill that which has no life?

# Cartman: No! I don't want to start over at the graveyard! NO!
(Cartman's character gets killed.)
Cartman: That son of a bitch!

# Warcraft Exec #1: There are over seven million people who log on to World of Warcraft! Are you telling me all those people's characters are going to die, and there's nothing we can do to save them?
Warcraft President: Yes. And it won't be long before everyone gets really, really frustrated and stops playing altogether. Gentlemen, this could very well lead to the end of the World... of Warcraft.
Warcraft Member: No! Nooooooooo!

# Nelson: Is that a computer game?
Randy: No, r-tard, it's an MMORPG. These are real people I'm playing with. See, I'm a hunter, level 2. I can chat with all these other people. I can even wave to this guy, see? Hello. (his character waves to another character, who waves back). In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist, but in here… I am Valkorn, Defender of the Alliance. I've braved the Fargodeep Mine, defeated the bloodfish at Jerod's Landing--
(the nerd's character kills Randy's character)
Nelson: Hmm. Looks like that guy just killed you.
Randy: What? Why? WHY?!

# Stan: Look! There he is!
Cartman: EVERYONE HOLD!
Kyle: He's targeting us.
Cartman: Prepare to charge, scroll over him with your mouse cursors, and… RIGHT CLICK!

# Cartman: I am the mightiest dwarf in all of Azeroth!
Kyle: Wow! Look at all these people playing right now.
Cartman: Ya it's bullcrap! I bet half of these people are Koreans!

# Warcraft Exec #2: Sir, you better have a look at this! Four of our subscribers…they've gone up fifty levels in three weeks!
Warcraft President: My God, they must have no lives at all.
Warcraft Exec #2: A hope?
Warcraft President: A chance.

# Cartman: You can just hang outside in the sun all day tossing a ball around or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters.

# Cartman: We did it you guys! We're totally heroes.
Kyle: That was such über pwnage.
Stan: I can't believe it's all over. What do we do now?
Cartman: What do you mean? Now we can finally play the game.
Kyle: Oh yeah.

# Kyle: You know this could take like 12 hours to beat this guy. What if we run out of food?
Cartman: Don't worry you guys, I got it covered. (Over loudspeaker) Mom!!! More Hot Pockets!!!

# Cartman: No, no, no-
(Cartman is killed in Warcraft)
Cartman: God f(beep)king dammit!

# Butters: I don't play World of Warcraft.
Cartman: Butters you said you're on your computer all the time.
Butters: Ya, but I’m playing "Hello Kitty Island Adventure"
(All stare at Butters)
Cartman: (calmly) Butters go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
Butters: (nervously) Oh alright then.

# Cartman: This shall be a day for all to remember, let us bravely charge the fields of Azeroth, from which--
Butters: Hey fellas! Boy, this is neato, huh?!
Cartman: …Butters, what the hell are you doing?
Butters: I got World of Warcraft like you said.
Cartman: You can't be the dwarf character Butters, I'm the dwarf.
Butters: Well, there's only like four races to choose from--
Cartman: So pick another one, I'm the dwarf you stupid asshole! Log out, create a new character, and log back in!
Butters: I like "Hello Kitty Island Adventure" a lot more than your stuff.

# Cartman: Clyde, Clyde! If you had a chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he was awesome, but you would, right?
Clyde: I'm just gonna stop playing.
Cartman: When Hitler rose to power there were a lot of people who just stopped playing. You know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?
Clyde: No.
Cartman: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Clyde?
Clyde: Alright, alright. I'll do it.

# Randy: You've been on your computer all weekend; shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?
Stan: I am socializing r-tard, I'm logged on to a MMO-RPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using team-speak!
Randy: (quietly) I'm not an r-tard.

# Warcraft Exec #1: No, I don't have a Warcraft character! I have a life!