South Park - Medicinal Fried Chicken Quotes

Some great quotes from the recent " Medicinal Fried Chicken " episode of South Park!

(Randy pants and moans while he tries to get himself and his huge balls into the Medicinal Marijuana Dispensary)
Randy: Look I'm starting to feel kind of stupid, can I please get high?

Billy: You wouldn't do that!
Cartman: Does a bear crap in the woods? And does the pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?

Cartman: Is that something I want to do?.. Is the pope Catholic and making the world safe for pedophiles?

Cartman: Do I wanna do it? Does the pope help pedophiles get away with their crimes?
Billy: Excellent.