Seinfeld Quotes - The Burning

"I had 'em Jerry. They loved me."
    "And then?"
"I lost 'em. I can usually come up with one good comment during a meeting, but by the end it's buried under a pile of gaffes and bad puns."
    "Showmanship, George. When you hit that high note, say goodnight and walk off."
    - George and Jerry, in "The Burning"

"You prefer dumb and lazy to religious?"
    "Dumb and lazy I understand."
    - Jerry and Elaine, in "The Burning"

"Bacterial meningitis... Jackpot!"
    "Gonnorhea? You wanna trade?"
"Sorry buddy, this is the Hamlet of diseases. Severe pain, nausea, delusions... It's got everything."
    - Mickey and Kramer, in "The Burning"

"I'm against all 'It's me's'. It's so self-absorbed and egotistical, like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes."
    - George, in "The Burning"

"Alright, that's it for me! Be good everybody!"
    - George, going out on a high note, in "The Burning"

"I'm going to make people feel my gonnorhea."
    - Kramer, in "The Burning"

"Pull the old switcheroo."
    "I think that's 'What's good for the goose is good for the gander.'"
"What the hell is a gander anyway?"
    "It's a goose that's had the old switcheroo pulled on her."
    - George and Jerry, in "The Burning"

"Is it a problem that I'm not really religious?"
    "Not for me."
"Why not?"
    "I'm not the one going to hell."
    - Elaine and Puddy, in "The Burning"

"My boyfriend said I got gonnorhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit."
    - Sophie, in "The Burning"

"Don't you even care? This is your company. It's your name on the outside of the building. Speaking of which, the R fell off and all it says now is K-UGER."
    "K-UGER. That sounds like one of those old time car horns, huh? K-UGER! K-UGER!"
"You are too much, Mr. Kruger. Too much!"
    "Thank you George, you've been great. That's it for me!"
"What? No, no, you're not going out on a high note with me, Mr. Kruger."
    "It's K-UGER!"
    - George and Mr. Kruger, in "The Burning"