Seinfeld Quotes - The Cafe

"She thinks I'm a nice guy. Women always think I'm nice. But women don't want nice."
    - George, in "The Cafe"
     
"Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?"
    - George, in "The Cafe"

"People think I'm smart, but I'm not smart."
    "Who thinks you're smart?"
    - George and Jerry, in "The Cafe"

"Why is what I do so important? Why must I always be the focal point of attention? Let me just be. Let me live."
    - George, in "The Cafe"

"Hey, I love a good caper."
    - Jerry, in "The Cafe"

"I meet a lot of women in this jacket. They're attracted to it."
    - Kramer, in "The Cafe"

"Isn't there like a statue of limitations on that?"
    "Statute."
"What?"
    "Statute of limitations. It's not a statue."
"No, it's statue."
    "Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations."
    - Kramer and Jerry, in "The Cafe"

"You see everything, don't you?"
    "Well, you know, not everything. I do what I can."
    - Babu and Jerry, in "The Cafe"

"I had a sandwich in my pocket."
    - George, explaining how he got food on his IQ test, in "The Cafe"

"Hey, do me a favor. If some guy comes around looking for me, tell him you don't know where I am."
    "Of course, I always do."
"No, no, it's that guy. He's really been bugging me about the jacket."
    "Just give it back to him."
"He'll have to kill me."
    - Kramer, Jerry and Elaine, in "The Cafe"

"You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist."
    - George, in "The Cafe"

"Where are people? You see people? Show me people! There are no people!"
    - Babu, after taking Jerry's advice and serving only Pakistani food, in "The Cafe"