Topic: Seinfeld Quotes - The Stakeout

"This is what I like, see? You come home and your parents are in your bed!"
    - Jerry, in "The Stakeout"

"So, um, do you date immature men?
    - Jerry, to Vanessa, in "The Stakeout"

"When you're on a stakeout, do you find it's better to stand up against the wall, or kinda crouch down behind a big plant?"
    - Jerry, in "The Stakeout"

"Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft. Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft..."
    - Jerry, trying to remember where a woman works, in "The Stakeout"

"Have you totally blocked out the entire time we were a couple?"
    - Elaine to Jerry, in "The Stakeout"

"C'mon, there will be people to mock."
    - Jerry to Elaine, trying to convince her to go to a wedding, in "The Stakeout"