Seinfeld Quotes - The Pick

"I could have been a millionaire!! I could have been a FRAGRANCE millionaire!!!"
    - Kramer, in Jerry's apartment, after smelling Elaine and realizing that Calvin Klein stole his cologne idea, in "The Pick"

"That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."
    - Jerry, in "The Pick"

"You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? Here's your Christmas card!!!"
    - Elaine to George, as she grabs his head and pulls it into her chest, in "The Pick"

"No pick! NO PICK!"
    - Jerry, after being caught in the middle of a dubious nose scratch, in "The Pick"

"If we pick, do we not bleed?!"
    - Jerry, in "The Pick"

"His buttocks are sublime."
    - A Calvin Klein executive, admiring Kramer, in "The Pick"