Seinfeld Quotes - The Puffy Shirt

"Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship."
    - George, in "The Puffy Shirt"

"I think you're all a little touched in the head."
    - George's mom, in "The Puffy Shirt"

"I don't know if I feel comfortable handing out baloney sandwiches in the building."
    - Jerry, to George's mom, in "The Puffy Shirt"

"You can look at them, but do not touch them."
    - George, letting the others admire his hands, in "The Puffy Shirt"

"Oh, those are nice. Ya know, I never noticed this before. They're smooth, creamy, delicate, yet masculine."
    - Kramer, admiring George's hands, in "The Puffy Shirt"

"You're going to be the first pirate!"
    - Kramer, to Jerry, in "The Puffy Shirt"

"Stress is very damaging to the epidermis."
    - George, in "The Puffy Shirt"

"I won a contest."
    - George, in "The Puffy Shirt"

"You could be the first pirate comedian."
    - Bryant Gumbel, to Jerry, in "The Puffy Shirt"

"My whole life was ruined because of the puffy shirt."
    - George, in "The Puffy Shirt"

"I just can't be with someone who's life is in complete disarray."
    - Kramer, in "The Puffy Shirt"