Seinfeld Quotes - The Glasses

"Do you ever spit on anybody from here?"
    - Elaine, looking out Jerry's window, in "The Glasses"

"Rock on!"
    - Kramer, in "The Glasses"

"I gotta get out of this city."
    "So you're tunneling to the center of the earth?"
    - George and Jerry, in "The Glasses"

"Who steals prescription glasses?"
    "You don't have an old pair?"
"I broke 'em playing basketball."
    "He was running from a bee."
    - George, Elaine and Jerry, in "The Glasses"

"Retail is for suckers."
    - Kramer, in "The Glasses"

"Once again, I'm standing here like a little man."
    - George, in "The Glasses"

"He was spottin' raccoons on the road."
    - Jerry, lauding George's ability to squint, in "The Glasses"

"Do I need a shot?"
    "Not shot. Dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang."
    - Elaine and a doctor, in "The Glasses"

"It's a Commando-8, 12,000 BTU's. It's gonna be like a meat locker in here!"
    - Jerry, trying to impress Amy with his new air conditioner, in "The Glasses"

"Everything was going so well. She hadn't seen any flaws in me. Now she sees a side."
    "What side?"
"A bad side, an ugly side."
    "Oh, so what?"
"So what? I wasn't planning on showing that side for another six months. Now you made me throw off the whole learning curve."
    - Jerry and George, in "The Glasses"

"I was spottin' those raccoons..."
    "They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell you."
    - George and Jerry, in "The Glasses"

"I don't know what to believe. You're eatin' onions, you're spottin' dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on!"
    - Jerry, to George, in "The Glasses"

"Right this way, Mister Doody."
    - Kramer, in "The Glasses"

"You wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's Fruit Stand and stuffing cantaloupe down your throat!"
    - Kramer, to the optometrist, in "The Glasses"

"I don't know what to tell ya, Elton."
    - Jerry, making fun of George's glasses, in "The Glasses"

"May I have one of those, madam?"
    - Kramer, making fun of George's glasses, in "The Glasses"

"Is this going to hurt?"
    "Yes, very much."
    - Elaine and a doctor, in "The Glasses"

"I'm very mysterious by nature. A lot of women find that attractive."
    "I find it annoying."
    - Jerry and Amy, in "The Glasses"