Seinfeld Quotes - The Sniffing Accountant

"Ask your mother. You live with her now, don't you?"
    - Elaine, to George, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"Jerry, where'd you get that sweater?"
    "What do you think? I found it in the back of my closet."
"I think that's what the back of closets are for."
    - George, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"He was definitely sniffing."
    - George, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"Don't forget to wash your hands before supper."
    - Elaine, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"He doesn't know anything about bras."
    - George's mom, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"I got it. Cups in the front, loops in the back."
    - George, who must know something about bras, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word 'man'?"
    - Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"Maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do."
    - Jake, to Elaine, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"It's an exclamation point! It's a line with a dot under it!"
    - Jerry, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"I've never heard of a relationship being affected by punctuation."
    - Jerry, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"Yes, I'm impugning a continent."
    - Jerry, discussing South America, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"I'm sure if we put our three heads together, we should come up with something."
    - Newman, to Jerry and Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel. Friday has a feel. Sunday has a feel."
    "I feel Tuesday and Wednesday."
    - Newman and Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"Maybe we ought to become private detectives."
    "Maybe you should."
"Maybe I will."
    "Yeah, me too."
    - Kramer, Jerry and Newman, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"What do you need me in the car for?"
    "I might need you to get me another soda."
    - Newman and Jerry, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"Oh yeah, I've been known to drink a beer or two, but then again, I've been known to do a lot of things."
    - Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"Here's to feeling good all the time."
    - Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"I'm hip."
    "Hip to what?"
"To the whole scene."
    "What scene?"
"The bathroom scene."
    - Kramer and the accountant, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"From the first time I laid eyes on a brassiere, I was enthralled."
    - George, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"Oh no! The letter! Newman! It's got exclamation points all over it!"
    "Not to mention the picture of him on the toilet."
    - Jerry and Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

"Half silk, half cotton, half linen. How can you go wrong?"
    - Jerry, describing his shirt, in "The Sniffing Accountant"