Seinfeld Quotes - The Non-Fat Yogurt

"How could this not have any fat? It's too good!"
    - George, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"This is so *!@#$*! good!"
    - Jerry, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"Something wrong with your arm?"
    "Uh yeah, actually, I bumped my elbow on a desk and injured something and now it sort of moves involuntarily."
    - Lloyd Braun and George, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"It's got a remarkable texture."
    - Kramer, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"What'sa matter?"
    "I was having lunch and I bit down on the fork."
"Boy, it's hard to believe with so much biting experience a person could still make a mistake like that."
    - Jerry and Elaine, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"I did this thing on the Ottoman Empire. Like, what was this? A whole empire based on putting your feet up?"
    - Jerry, after a good standup routine, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"You don't eat Oreos? The way you break 'em open and.... It's like you're having sex with 'em."
    - Kramer, to Elaine, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"Maybe your yogurt isn't so non-fat."
    "Oh, guess again, tubby."
    - Jerry and Kramer, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"Hey, I'll tell you what, chubbs, if that yogurt has fat in it, I will put myself on an all-yogurt diet for a week."
    "Well, let's start the insanity."
"Mmmmmm.... giddyup!"
    - Kramer and Jerry, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"You discussed George with the Mayor of New York?!?"
    - Frank, George's father, to Lloyd, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"Well, I wouldn't hear of it. I said 'Nice try, Granny,' and I sent her to the back of the line."
    - Newman, joking with fellow postal workers, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"Hey! Another round of strawberry for me and my friends!"
    - Newman, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"Hey, fatso, I got a 90 in biology."
    - Kramer, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"Ooooo, test tubes. Cool...."
    - Kramer, visiting the testing lab, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"My whole life is a lie."
    - George, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"Yow!"
    - Kramer, after wiggling his fingers over a bunsen burner, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"You know what I would do if I was running for mayor? One of my campaign themes would be that everybody should wear nametags all the time to make the city friendlier."
    - Elaine, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"Well, the yogurt verdict is in.... FAT!"
    - Jerry, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"What makes you think that I have time to see doctors, take x-rays, make appointments, when there's absolutely nothing wrong with me? What kind of a person would do a thing like that?"
    "I don't know what kind of person would do something like that. Obviously a very sick person, a very immature person, a person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time."
    - George and a doctor, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"I can't eat this!"
    - Newman, after sampling the new, truly non-fat yogurt, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat !@*#!"
    - Matthew, to Jerry, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"