Seinfeld Quotes - The Soup

"I don't want to go out to dinner with him. I'd rather make my own suit."
    - Jerry, who accepted a new Armani suit from Kenny in exchange for
    a meal, in "The Soup"

"I love the day date... No wine, no shower..."
    - Jerry, in "The Soup"

"Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-Newer. When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing."
    - George, in "The Soup"

"I really like depriving myself of things. It's fun! Very monastic."
    - Kramer, in "The Soup"

"The soup counts!"
    - Jerry, to Kenny, in "The Soup"

"You worn the suit yet?"
    "Actually, I did. I put it on last night and slept in it."
    - Kenny and Jerry, in "The Soup"

"If I go back in there without any food, there's gonna be trouble!"
    - Kramer, whose new girlfriend has has a voracious appetite, in "The Soup"