Seinfeld Quotes - The Big Salad

"I think he's got ideas."
    "I wonder if any woman every said that about Einstein?"
    - Elaine and Jerry, in "The Big Salad"

"Hey, you want to get some lunch?"
    "Just had a big bowl of Kix."
"Oh well, that's very mature."
    - George and Jerry, in "The Big Salad"

"What's in the big salad?"
    "Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs."
    - George and Jerry, in "The Big Salad"

"People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public."
    - Jerry, in "The Big Salad"

"Hey, a rule is a rule, and let's face it, without rules there's chaos."
    - Kramer, in "The Big Salad"

"She just took credit for my salad. That's not right."
    - George, in "The Big Salad"

"Generally speaking, you don't need any extra incentive to murder a dry cleaner."
    - Jerry, in "The Big Salad"

"Newman never stops seeing anybody. Newman will see whoever is willing to see him."
    - Jerry, in "The Big Salad"

"Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye."
    "No, there's less."
    - Elaine and Jerry, in "The Big Salad"

"Maybe he's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle."
    "He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie."
    - Elaine and Jerry, in "The Big Salad"

"I think I would like to play with dolls."
    - George, in "The Big Salad"