Seinfeld Quotes - The Alternate Side

"I don't know my alarm sound. I'm not tuned into it like it's my son."
    - Jerry, in "The Alternate Side"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
    - Kramer, practicing his line for a Woody Allen movie, in "The Alternate Side"

"Could you go out with a 66-year-old woman?
    "Well, I'll tell ya, she would have to be really vibrant. So vibrant, she'd be spinning."
    - Elaine and Jerry, in "The Alternate Side"

"I might have a whole new career here."
    "You mean a career."
    - Kramer and Jerry, in "The Alternate Side"

"You know what, let's put a few cookies in a blender and he could drink it."
    "Cookies don't liquify."
"Yes they do, you can liquify a cookie!"
    "Alright, I'll get the blender."
    "What blender? I don't have a blender."
    "You've got a blender."
    "I would know if I had a blender."
    - Elaine, Jerry and Kramer, in "The Alternate Side"

"Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don't take no more sense than puttin' on a pair of pants. My question to you is: who's puttin' your pants on?"
    - Sid to George, in "The Alternate Side"

"I'll be ostracized from the community."
    "What community? There's a community?"
"Of course there's a community."
    "All these years I'm living in a community, I had no idea."
    - Elaine and Jerry in "The Alternate Side"

"Can you die from an odor?"
    - Elaine, in "The Alternate Side"

"Yankee beans, Yankee beans, I like my Yankee beans."
    - Elaine, in "The Alternate Side"