Seinfeld Quotes - The Tape

"You know how the big toe is the captain of the toes, but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big that there's a power struggle and the second toe assumes control of the foot."
    "The coup de toe!"
    - George and Jerry, in "The Tape"

"The Chinese have done it my friend, the Chinese have done it!"
    - George, excited about a cure for baldness, in "The Tape"

"I wanna slide my tongue around you like a snake."
    - Elaine, in "The Tape"

"Elaine, have you ever gone out with a bald man?"
    "No."
"You know what that makes you? A baldist."
    - Jerry and Elaine, in "The Tape"

"You stink!"
    - Kramer to George, in "The Tape"

"How often do you cut your toenails?"
    - Kramer, in "The Tape"

"I think I'll get going..."
    "Stick around a while!"
    "It's early!"
    "We'll order in Chinese!"
    - Elaine, George, Jerry and Kramer, after Elaine admits to being the sexy
    voice on Jerry's tape, in "The Tape"