Seinfeld Quotes - The Conversion

"You know, it's not like changing toothpaste."
    - Jerry to George, who is thinking of converting to Latvian Orthodox, in "The Conversion"

"I always open medicine cabinets."
    "I trust people not to do that."
"Big mistake!"
    - Kramer and Elaine, in "The Conversion"

"By Christmas day, I will be Brother Costanza."
    "And what is Brother Costanza planning on telling Mother Costanza?"
"Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence."
    - George and Jerry, in "The Conversion"

"Jerry, I'm tellin' ya, I have this power. And I have no control over it."
    - Kramer, in "The Conversion"

"I hope I'm not disturbing you, but I found another toy I thought you might like."
    - Sister Roberta to Kramer, in "The Conversion"

"Oh, this power! Look what I'm doing! I'm dangerous, Jerry! I'm very very dangerous!"
    - Kramer, in "The Conversion"