Seinfeld Quotes - The Gum

"You think she's happy?"
    "Who?"
"The cashier."
    "Ruthie Cohen?"
"You know her name?"
    "Sure."
"I don't think I've ever spoken to her."
    "Maybe that's why she's happy."
    - George and Jerry, in "The Gum"

"Why would I spend seven dollars to see a movie that I could watch at home?"
    "Well, why go to a fine restaurant when you could just stick something in the microwave... Why go to the park and fly a kite when you could just pop a pill?"
    - George and Kramer, in "The Gum"

"I think I finally figured out what the flavor is in this gum. It's a little lo-meiny."
    - Jerry, in "The Gum"

"She was built in 1922 during the golden age of movie palaces. Minor restorations in 1941, 47, 52, 58, 63, and currently to our present period of time."
    - Kramer, giving a tour of the theatre, in "The Gum"

"Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around, chewing gum."
    - Kramer, in "The Gum"

"That cashier is riding horses on my money."
    "Well, here's what I propose. Go down to the stables, snoop around, see if any high-flying cashier's been throwing twenty-dollar bills around with big lips."
    - George and Jerry, in "The Gum"

"Well, if it isn't Chesty Larue!"
    - Jerry, to Elaine, in "The Gum"

"We've really gotta get that Elaine a boyfriend."
    - Lloyd Braun, in "The Gum"